The Bus Does Not Run Express

On the bus today, an older woman was very upset that the bus was not moving along at a nice enough clip for her. "What is this?" she wanted to know when the bus stopped, for a red light, "if they're going to stop for the schedule they should post a sign that says 'slow bus'!"

Um, really? You think a bus driving down Broadway without a dedicated bus lane needs a sign?

I just had to share. Forgive my indulgence.