9 by Design

I'm never, ever going to watch the Bravo show 9 by Design. I can say that with some certainty for two reasons: (1) life is too short for me to even find out when it's on; (2) Hanna Rosin watched it and wrote about it for Slate and if I thought for a second I might want to watch a family bigger, cooler and better dressed than mine, she reminded me that I really, really don't.