It's 10:18 PM. Do you know where your children are?

I do. They're both in my bed, and they look so cute snuggled up together that I almost don't want to take them out. Almost. Because if I don't take them out and put them in their beds, I'll have to blow up the air mattress in order to have somewhere to sleep that's not a toddler bed. I know, it almost seems reasonable to blow up the toddler bed. Almost.